Kalan's Tissue Paper is the third and last component to our line of gift-giving accessories. Kalan has turned this normally plain item into something fun and exciting. Use the X-Rated Tissue Paper with the X-Rated Gift Bag or mix and match.
Improve your eye line when your line up your club next to your ball that is teed up with these lovely Bottoms Up tees! Be sure to listen for the FOUR! The Bottoms Up Novelty Golf Tees are Guarah-tee-d to keep your head down. Approved by the Tittiest swingers club. 3 tees come in a package.
Create the perfect date by just placing your Grow A Lover into a glass of water, watch as it grows to 600% of its original size. Grow A Lover will begin to grow after 2 hours and will reach full size in just 72 hours. Grow A Lover will slowly shrink when removed from water. Then you can grow a lover again and again for never ending excitement.
Grow yer own 'Hairy Prairie' on the balls of this dick!. This next harvest moon, why not add a Growin' Dick to the crop? There's none of the plowin', fertilizin or fancy farmin' to do. Just add a little water to the supplied dish daily, add some of that fine sunshine and yeeeehaaaaw, you got yerself a growin' good time!
Having a bachelor or Bachelorette party? Are you taking the bride to be out on the town? Well make the old ball and chain wear a ball and chain! It's sure to bring excitement to your events!
This is guaranteed to make everyone laugh! Simply clip this veil the bride to be's hair and watch the tears roll! Either at the party or for a night on the town, she'll really feel like a true bride!
This boob shaped pacifier is perfect for bachelor parties! Suck the last strangers boobs you'll ever have before the big day (yeah right!) Fun for everyone! Loads of laughs!
Giggle with glee every time you erase a mistake. Great entertainment for you and all of your friends. Cum on, you know you want one!